Promoting A friend outta laughter

I have this friend
who doesnt like her boyfriend anymore,
because they dont talk and communicate at all
she finds him boring and afraid to dump him.

SHE:
*laugh at her own lame joke
*weird
*Her name is IMA..
*she has a cool hairdo
*CRazy at times
*( like scratching her butt at the most random places)has a very itchy butt!!

Now, she want to date a guy OR GIRL
*he/she must be tall
*He/she must be funny
*Talks like how i talk, but know when it is time to shhhh!
*Finally,she/he has to be Chinese
she abit racist

so hurry up!cuz she mite change her mind,and just stay single.

see i told u i wud be posting this up!!!